Top Ten McDonald's Excuses For The Condom In The Big Mac
- We were test marketing the new "McTrojan".
- Condom, Condiment - what's the damn difference.
- It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.
- It was either there or in the vanilla shake.
- Turns out that the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.
- We're experimenting with a new even happier Happy Meal.
- So what - a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.
- Employees too embarassed to say " Would you like condoms with that?".
- Drive through speaker broken - " Coke with lots of ice " sounds like "Prophylactic device ".
- When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 17, 1998 07:36
This joke is rated: PG