Top Ten McDonald's Excuses For The Condom In The Big Mac

Dave Letterman
  1. We were test marketing the new "McTrojan".
  2. Condom, Condiment - what's the damn difference.
  3. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.
  4. It was either there or in the vanilla shake.
  5. Turns out that the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.
  6. We're experimenting with a new even happier Happy Meal.
  7. So what - a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.
  8. Employees too embarassed to say " Would you like condoms with that?".
  9. Drive through speaker broken - " Coke with lots of ice " sounds like "Prophylactic device ".
  10. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 17, 1998 07:36

This joke is rated: PG