Top 10 Resolutions You Won't Keep

  1. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
  2. I will stop sending email to my roommate.
  3. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
  4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.
  5. When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
  6. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming. Never mind.
  7. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
  8. I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily . . . well, once a week . . . monthly, perhaps . . . .
  9. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.
  10. I won't try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.
  11. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."
  12. I will read the manual.
  13. I will think of a password other than "password."
  14. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Dec 30, 1998 15:29

This joke is rated: PG