Top Elf Pick-Up Lines

  1. "I'm down here!"
  2. "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
  3. "I was once a lawn ornament for Jon Bon Jovi."
  4. "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler"
  5. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
  6. "I can eat my weight in c---tail weiners"
  7. "I taught Santa everything he knows."
  8. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
  9. "I'm free on Christmas Eve."
  10. "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
  11. "I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
  12. "You know what they say about guys with big ears."
  13. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
  14. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."
  15. "I can get you off the naughty list."

Submitted By: Thorn
Dec 7, 1998 09:27

This joke is rated: PG