Top Santa Pick-Up Lines
- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
- I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
- Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
- I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
- Some of my best toys run on batteries...
- Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it ...)
- I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
- Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
- Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
Submitted By: Thorn
Dec 7, 1998 09:27
This joke is rated: PG