Top Santa Pick-Up Lines

  1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
  3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
  4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
  5. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
  6. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
  7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it ...)
  8. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
  9. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
  10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

Submitted By: Thorn
Dec 7, 1998 09:27

This joke is rated: PG