Top Ten Other Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House
- Ask Hillary, "So which number mistress are you?"
- Tell President he looks even more dishonest in person.
- Press button that summons the late Dwight Eisenhower.
- Scream at tour guide, "White House? I thought we were going to White Castle?"
- Ask what number President Hugh Downs was.
- Deface President's life-size statue of Ronald McDonald.
- Ask Secretary of the Navy, "What's happenin', Popeye?"
- Request a refill on your thousand dollar cup of coffee.
- Say to guard, "Hi, I'm the President's brother, Roger..."
- Change the channel during "Hee-Haw."
Submitted By: Anonymous
May 16, 1998 13:09
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