Top Ten Other Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House

  1. Ask Hillary, "So which number mistress are you?"
  2. Tell President he looks even more dishonest in person.
  3. Press button that summons the late Dwight Eisenhower.
  4. Scream at tour guide, "White House? I thought we were going to White Castle?"
  5. Ask what number President Hugh Downs was.
  6. Deface President's life-size statue of Ronald McDonald.
  7. Ask Secretary of the Navy, "What's happenin', Popeye?"
  8. Request a refill on your thousand dollar cup of coffee.
  9. Say to guard, "Hi, I'm the President's brother, Roger..."
  10. Change the channel during "Hee-Haw."

Submitted By: Anonymous
May 16, 1998 13:09

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