The Top 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' Say In The Star Wars Prequels
- You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherf---in' droids you're looking for.
- Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf---er.
- This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherf---in' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
- If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the f--- we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
- Feel the Force, motherf---er.
- What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?
- You sendin' the Fett? s---, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
- Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
- Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
- Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother f---er."
Submitted By: Raleigh Mann
Aug 25, 1998 07:32
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