A few days after Christmas a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her son playing with his new toy bus in the living room. She heard the bus stop and her son say "all you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now 'cause this is the last stop, and all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the bus 'cause we're leaving."

The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house. I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your bus but I want you to use nice language."

Two hous later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his bus. Soon the bus stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the bus please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

"For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage above your seat. Please remember there is no smoking. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

"For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen"