Truck Drivers In Heaven

Three truck drivers die and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first truck driver, "Did you ever break the law?"
The truck driver responds, "Sure."
St. Peter then asks him, "Did you ever exceed the speed limit?"
The driver responds, "All the time."
Then St. Peter asks him, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The truck driver heartily responded, "Every chance I got."
St. Peter then told the first truck driver to select door number 3 of the three available doors.

Then St. Peter asks the second truck driver, "Did you ever break the law?"
The truck driver responds, "Sometimes."
"Did you ever exceed the speed limit?"
"Every now and then."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
"A couple of times."
St. Peter told truck driver number 2 to also enter door number 3.

St. Peter now asks truck driver number 3 the same questions. "Did you ever break the law?"
The truck driver says, "No."
He then asks, "Did you ever exceed the speed limit?"
Again the driver responds, "No."
St. Peter then asks, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The truck driver thought a couple of seconds and said, "Well, once. You see, I was in this bar in Nebraska. I noticed they only had one woman in it for all of the men. I asked the bartender why this was and he said, 'Well, she's all we need. She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.', so that's when I cheated on my wife."
St. Peter then told the truck driver to enter door number 1.
The truck driver, in amazement, asks, "What?? You sent the others to door number 3??"
St. Peter calmly replies, "Yes, and they are going to hell. But you and I are going to Nebraska!"


Submitted By: Anonymous
Sep 3, 1998 20:23

This joke is rated: R