Types Of Girlfriends

TypeQuoteAlso Known AsAdvantagesDisadvantages
Ms. Nice Guy "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have" What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat Cheerful, agreeable, kindly May wise up someday
Old Yeller "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell Pays attention to you Screeches, throws frying pans
Sickly "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite" Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy Predictable Contagious
The Bosser "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom Often right Often right, but so what?
Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?" The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey Easily soothed Even more easily perturbed
Wild Woman out of Control "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun." Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out More fun than a barrel of monkeys Unreliable; drives off cliffs
Huffy "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at" No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly Your friends will feel sorry for you You will have no friends
Woman from Mars "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship" The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic Entertaining, unfathomable Will read her poetry aloud
Ms. Dreamgirl "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now" Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous Funny, intelligent uninhibited Will have nothing to do with you

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