This sounds reasonable to the gentleman and they both go off to her room. Once inside her room, and naked as jaybirds, they begin the game. However, the whiskey has begun to take effect and they completely miss each other and the man falls out the window and into a shrub below. He shakes off the fall and dusts himself off, but suddenly realizes that he is very naked and outside of the hotel. He hides behind the bush for a while trying to figure out a way to get back into the hotel. Suddenly, a fire truck shows up and a bunch of firemen go rushing into the hotel.
The man calls out to one of the
firemen who stayed behind and says,
"hey buddy...i fell out of the window upstairs and I don't have any clothes on."
The fireman comes over and offers him a coat.
The man steps out of the shrubs and talks to the fireman, "Hey...what the hell is going on here anyway ?" The fireman looks at the man and says "well...i dont know what happened to you, but we just got a call to get some woman off a doorknob !"
Submitted By: Anonymous