After completing his business in town, he passes by the same farmhouse and this time, the guy is screwing a donkey. The donkey's squealing and the farmer's just pounding away; they're just going nuts. The visitor notices 2 small children nearby and decides to say something to them.
He walks up to the kids and says, "There is a man over there who is doing some strange things to some animals. Don't pay attention to him."
One kid answers, "Oh. That's just my Daaaaaaaaad."
"He-Haw ways does that," replies the other.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 24, 1998 07:42