Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up thier hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?"
Billy holds up his hand and says "it's a zebra."
"Very good Billy," the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"
Still no one guesses.
"Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father."
Little Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard!"
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 24, 1998 15:10