What Do You See?
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first
one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first
thing you see
when you look at me?"
The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no
says, "That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again." The
second man takes his
turn and is asked the same question.
The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got
no ears." The
interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a
job with his company.
the second guy is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, "Listen man,
whatever you do,
don't say he hasn't got any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing."
said man #3 on his
way into the office.
Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you
when you look at
The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts."
The interviewer was
"How on earth did you know that, son?"
The applicant answered, "What? Are
can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"
Submitted By: Joann Townsend
Apr 30, 1997 17:55
This joke is rated: PG