Where Did You Do It?

This story occurred on Waterbury WTIC 1050 radio last week.

They have a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter: Good Morning its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?
John: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 -When was the last time you had sex?
John: Ohhh, dude. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning. Right after I finished lifting weights.
Presenter: And how long did it go ?
John: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it?
John: Ohhhh, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here John!
John: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room -much laughter). Good one John, now is it O.K. for us to call your girlfriend?
John: Yeah, alright.

Presenter: Hi Jen, how are you ?
Jen: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got John on the other line, say hello.
Jen: Hi John.
John: Hi Jen.
Presenter: Now Jen, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked John and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
John: Just tell the truth Honey.
Jen: O.K.
Presenter: Jen, when was the last time you had sex ?
Jen: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
John: Jen, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Jen: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before John went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go Jen ?
Jen: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... John was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Jen, final question. Where did you do it?
Jen: Oh no I can't say that. My mom could be listing. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
John: Jen, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway .. just tell em.
Jen: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the ass!

Radio Silence


Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given John and Jen the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 25, 1999 15:01

This joke is rated: R