The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff - church, church, church."
Submitted By: CyberCheeze Joke of the Day
May 6, 1999 06:11