Good Places To Fart |
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| Situation | Conditions | Reason | Submitted By |
| Anywhere | With a lot of wind | Me | |
| In huge crowd | who'd know it was you | ||
| In the car | driving really fast | ||
| In a raised floor environment | With the tiles up | Similar to projectile farting | |
| During sex | With all that noise, who'd know the difference? | Mike Haddad | |
| In the ocean | Lots of bubbles anyway | ||
| While running | You can run away from the scene of the crime | ||
| While sleeping | alone | No one else knows | Ed Chidester |
| At Taco Bell | Already smells like refried beans and taco supreme | ||
| In a library | crowded | crowd control and gets rid of musty book smell | |
Bad Places To Fart |
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| Situation | Conditions | Reason | Submitted By |
| Standing in line | Me | ||
| In your office at work | |||
| In the car | Stuck in traffic | ||
| In a raised floor environment | With the tiles up | Similar to projectile farting | |
| On a date | Mike Haddad | ||
| At Taco Bell | Smells like refried beans and taco supreme | ||
| In a library | |||
| At a job interview | |||
| During squats at the gym | |||
| While sleeping | With someone else | You'll both wake up smelling it | Ed Chidester |
| During an exam | When it's really quiet, and the fart is really loud. | Joe Tulumello | |
Submitted By: Anonymous