Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

  • He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
  • SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
  • Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
  • Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
  • Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
  • The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
  • He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail".
  • It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
  • The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
  • He can't stick his head out of Windows 98.

Submitted By: Anonymous
May 11, 2000 09:05

This joke is rated: G