Why Dogs Should Be President
- They work well together.
- They work for the good of the pack.
- They protect their young and their elders.
- They do not kill indiscriminately.
- They do not lie, cheat or steal.
- They won't spend money redecorating the White House.
- They do not read Newspapers, watch TV or give interviews.
- Their clothes don't have zippers or pockets.
- They don't indulge in fantasies.
- They can be neutered!
Submitted By: Anonymous
Apr 2, 1999 13:10
This joke is rated: PG