Reasons To Worship And Adore Your Man's Penis
- Every b---j-- you give adds one month to your life.
- If you swallow, the protein injested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
- A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
- Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the treadmill.
- Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
- Intercourse prevents divorce.
- Regular f---ing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
- Sex eliminates headaches.
- Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard", triples your chances of getting into heaven.
- Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Apr 22, 1999 08:58
This joke is rated: R