(Wo)Men Are Like Wine

Men Are Like Wine:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Women Are Like Wine:
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."


Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 29, 1999 13:15

This joke is rated: G
Tags: gender wine