Why Women Are Better Than Guitars

  1. Women are more fun when the power goes out
  2. You can't get your guitar wet
  3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
  4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
  5. A guitar won't beg to be played
  6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
  7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
  8. Guitars aren't very aggressive
  9. A guitar won't play you back
  10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
  11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
  12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
  13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
  14. You can't play two guitars at once
  15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)
  16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
  17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
  18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them.
  19. You can't marry a rich guitar.
  20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
  21. Guitars don't taste very good.
  22. A guitar won't give you head.

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG