Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men
- A Christmas tree is always erect.
- Even small ones give satisfaction.
- A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
- A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
- A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
- A Christmas tree has cute balls.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
- You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
- You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Submitted By: Stephen Hetzel
Dec 17, 1998 11:18