Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women
  1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
  3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
  4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
  5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
  6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
  7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
  8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
  9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

Submitted By: Stephen Hetzel
Dec 17, 1998 11:17

This joke is rated: PG