You Might Be A Nurse If . . .
- You avoid unhealthy looking peoples in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
- It doesn't bother you to eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation on your patient with the other hand.
- You've had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots."
- You've ever bet on someone's blood alcohol level.
- You plan your next meal while performing gastric lavage.
- You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick.
- You have your weekends off planned a year in advance.
- You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered food.
- You know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 23, 1999 12:38
This joke is rated: PG