You Might Be Elementary School Teacher

  1. You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?
  2. You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?
  3. You ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?
  4. You hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?
  5. You refer to happy hour as "snack time"?
  6. You declare "no cuts" when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?
  7. You say "I like the way you did that" to the mechanic who repairs your car nice?
  8. You ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?
  9. You sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?
  10. You say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?
  11. You fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?
  12. You ask a quiet person at a party if he has something to share with the group?

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 20, 1999 15:35

This joke is rated: PG