You Must Be From Philadelphia If . . .

  1. You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice. (It comes in churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors.)
  2. You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long distance to family members.
  3. You know how to spell Schuylkill.
  4. You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79 Toyota is a bargain.
  5. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "This would only be three bucks at a truckstop."
  6. You can sleep soundly through gunshots in the neighborhood.
  7. You visit New York and notice how clean it is.
  8. You believe that the car on your side, flashing its turn signal, wants you to close the gap with the car in front.
  9. You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz.
  10. You find street people greet you by first name.
  11. You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
  12. You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.
  13. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block.
  14. You love scrapple for breakfast.
  15. You took a vacation at the shore (and liked it).
  16. You know where to find the Rocky statue.
  17. Only tourists go to Geno and Pat's for an authentic cheesesteak.
  18. You buy soft pretzels at a traffic light.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 23, 1999 08:07

This joke is rated: PG