The following wedding announcement appeared in our local newspaper about a year ago. I think it's kinda funny, but that's probably because I've got an engineering degree. :-)

Mr. and Mrs. Adam Ledford of Lincolnton announce the engagement and forthcoming marriage of their daughter, Bridgett Ledford, to John May, both of Boone. Ms. Ledford is an Appalachian State University graduate with a bachelor of science degree in communications. She is a pharmacist technician at Boone Drug on Deerfield road. May is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Bill Tucker of Raleigh. He is also an ASU graduate and has a bachelor of arts degree in philosophy and religion. He is employed by Domino's Pizza.