The first thing they see that resembles a being is the petrol pump. The two Aliens approach and the first one says "Earthling take me to your leader!"
Of course he gets no response.
The first Alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again. "Earthling, I said Take me to your leader!" Of course, still no response...
The first Alien then turns to the second and says "If this Earthling doesn't
show me some respect and at least acknowledge me I'm going to blast him!" At that the second Alien replies "O.K., I'm just going to stand down on the next block."
The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other to waddle to
the next block. He then addresses the pump a third time. "Earthling take me to your leader!" So the Alien then pulls out his ray-gun and shoots the pump... the petrol station goes up in a huge explosion that blows the Alien down the block to his buddy. He gets up dusts himself off and turns to the second Alien "If you knew that was going to happen why didn't you warn me!"
The second replies " I didn't know what was going to happen... but I'm not going to mess with anyone who's dick can hang to the ground, wrap around his body twice, and still hang it in his ear!"
Submitted By: Ari Hirschman