The Religious Bear

A hunter comes across a bear in the woods. The hunter goes to shoot the bear but his rifle jams. The bear notices the hunter and gives chase. The hunter throws his rifle towards the bear and takes off. The hunter comes to a clearing. When he gets to the other side of the clearing he discovers that he is at the top of a very high cliff with nowhere to go. The hunter turns around to see the bear coming out of the woods. The hunter drops down on his knees and prays.

"Dear God, I have been a very religious man. I haven't asked for anything for myself, but right now I have to ask that you give this bear the Glory of Religion, and You give It to him NOW! Amen!"

The hunter looks up and the bear stops in his tracks about 10 feet away from the hunter. The bear get down on his knees, puts his paws together, and prays.

"Dear God, please Bless this meal of which I am about to partake! Amen!"

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Animals