So Joe and Mrs Bob are sitting around the kitchen table waiting for Bob, just chatting to pass the time, when Joe says "Hey, you may think this is crazy but -- no, no never mind."
After a little coaxing from Mrs Bob, he finally says, "Well, I've always thought your breasts must be amazing and you may think this is insane but I'll give you a hundred bucks if you'll let me fondle just one of your breasts." Just to show he's sincere, Joe takes a $100 and places it on the table.
Bob's wife is a little taken aback but figures it's an easy $100 so she unbuttons her blouse and presents Joe with one breast. He fondles her breast happily for a minute and then she closes up her shirt and takes the $100.
They continue chatting a while and then Joe interrupts her saying, "Wow, you know, that was really great, I mean just fantastic. Look, if one was that good then two must be magnificent. I'll give you another $100 if you'll let me play with BOTH of your breasts." Again, to show his sincerity, Joe takes out another $100 bill and places it on the table.
Bob's wife is a little antsy but her fears are soon overcome. She opens up her shirt and gives Joe free rein over both her breasts. After a little indulgence, she again closes up her shirt and takes the second $100.
They chat a while longer but still no Bob so Joe says he can't wait any longer, give his regards and he's outta there. A few minutes later, Bob comes home.
"Hi honey, did Joe come by?"
"Yes, he just left a few minutes ago."
"Oh good! Did he leave the $200 he owes me?"
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