My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:
"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said: "He mated fifty time last year."
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:
"THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife gave me a healthy jab, grinned and said: "WOW! That's more than twice a week! You could learn something from that one!"
On the door to the third pen was a sign that said:
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife was so exited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said: "That's once a day!!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one!"
I looked at her and said: "Go over and ask any of them if it was with the same old cow."
My condition was upgraded from critical to stable and I should be leaving the hospital in about a week.
Submitted By: Mike B
May 18, 2017 13:26