After a few minutes, a skinny man comes by. The
son says "How about him, dad?"
"No," says the father, "he's too skinny."
A short time later, a fat man wanders by. "What
about that guy, dad?" asks the son.
"Too much cholesterol."
A little later, a pretty, 20 year old lady walks
by. The son asks, "Dad, how about her?"
The father replies "Yes! Let's take her home and eat your mother!"
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