How Many Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

  1. How many IS guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

    I'll put you in the queue and get back to you next week.
  2. How many Mac users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None. Lightbulbs are made of glass, and that makes them too much like Windows.
  3. How many OS/2 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    It's never been put to the test: OS/2 bulbs are crash-resistant.
  4. How many support technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.
  5. How many Windows 3.1 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Only one at a time; they don't do preemptive multitasking.
  6. How many Windows 95 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    As many as you like, but only if your system meets or exceeds a fast 486 processor with 16MB of RAM.
  7. How many Evangelistas does it take to change a lightbulb?
    All of them. One to publish the old bulb's email address and the rest mail-bomb it until it goes away.
  8. How many America Online users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None. They wait for new lightbulbs to be added.
  9. How many computer magazine editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    We don't know, they never return calls or email.
  10. How many Webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    404 (Not found).



Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG