If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors

Nike Condoms Just do it.
Toyota Condoms Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms Who's next?
Avis Condoms Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms Betcha can't have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms Mm, mm good.

Submitted By: David Horner

This joke is rated: PG