- the act of associating horniness with a particular
- the delusion that one woman somehow differs from another.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
- what occurs when two extremely horny --
but not entirely choosy -- people meet.
- the process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom
you don't especially like in the present and will learn to
like a lot less in the future.
- avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as
swallowing, special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a
condom, and dating repulsive men.
- a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals
of a man.
- a method utilized by a single woman to communicate
to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised
to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in
the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to
the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
- a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
- a woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."
- a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him
do all the talking.
- what the endearing little qualities that
initially attract two people to each other turn into after a
few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY
- how attractive a given person appears to be
is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
- a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex
more often than he does.
- a condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in
Submitted By: Dan Bernal
This joke is rated: PG