- More sophisticated fashion sense.
- Love to dance.
- Willing to sleep on rug and fetch on command.
- Spend less time worrying about hair loss.
- Old buddies don't show up on the doorstep unexpectedly.
- Utterly disinterested in professional sports.
- Your parents find them easier to like.
- Rarely jealous of your former boyfriends.
- Willing to hold your purse in public.
- Unlikeley to roll over and lose consciousness immediately
following intense play.
Don't forget:
They don't bitch and moan if you want it and they don't . . .
. . . And if they do and you don't, you can distract them with a cookie!