Why Dogs Are Better Than Wives
- Dogs don't cry.
- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
- Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
- Dogs think you sing great.
- A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a
- Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're
- The later you are, the more excited dogs are to
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
- Dogs are excited by rough play.
- Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring
- Dogs understand that farts are funny.
- Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
- Anyone can get a good looking dog.
- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
- Dogs don't shop.
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on
- A dog's disposition stays the same all month
- Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
- A dog's parents never come to visit.
- Dogs love long car trips.
- Dogs understand that instincts are better than
asking for directions.
- When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you
incessantly, you can shoot it.
- Dogs like beer.
- Dogs don't hate their bodies.
- No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.
- No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after
- Dogs never criticize.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to
get your point
- Dogs never expect gifts.
- Its legal to keep a dog chained up at your
- Dogs don't worry about germs.
- Dogs don't want to know about every other dog
you have ever had.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as
opposed to your wallet,
desk, or sock drawer.
- Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their
- Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than
a lobster dinner.
- You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready
24 hours a day.
- Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or
- Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
- Dogs never want a foot rub.
- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
- Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk.
- Dogs cant talk.
- Dogs aren't catty.
- Dogs seldom outlive you.
Submitted By: Joe Watson
Mar 21, 1997 11:22
This joke is rated: PG