Nervous Father: "Problem?"
Doctor: "Yes, your son has no eyelids - but, we can easily fix that."
Doctor: "Had you planned to have your son circumcised?"
Father: "Well - er - yeah - I guess so."
Doctor: "Then we can graft the tissue we remove from there, over his eyes and construct perfectly normal eyelids."
Father: "But won't that make him a little c----eyed?"
Doctor: "Well, yes, but he'll have good foresight."
Submitted By: David Vincent