Doctor to new father: "There is one, relatively minor, problem with your with your baby."

Nervous Father: "Problem?"

Doctor: "Yes, your son has no eyelids - but, we can easily fix that."

Father: "How?"

Doctor: "Had you planned to have your son circumcised?"

Father: "Well - er - yeah - I guess so."

Doctor: "Then we can graft the tissue we remove from there, over his eyes and construct perfectly normal eyelids."

Father: "But won't that make him a little c----eyed?"

Doctor: "Well, yes, but he'll have good foresight."