How Many Feminists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
- One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands
and agonize about how oppressed the socket is.
- Two-one to do it, and another to make a documentary film about it.
- One to change it, 99 to lobby Congress to
outlaw crimes against sockets -- and to say the bulb-changer is
not a representative of mainstream feminism.
AND THE TRUE ANSWER IS
- One to change the bulb, one to complain that the bulb is
violating the socket, one to secretly wish she were the socket,
and one to secretly wish she were the bulb.
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG