24 Things To Do Instead Of Studying
- Have a root canal
- Eat dirt
- Go to all of your classes
- Clean out your bellybutton
- Make crank calls
- Gamble borrowed money
- Sharpen your pencils (all of them)
- Talk to yourself
- call 976-anything
- Try on all your clothes at one time
- Try on all your clothes one at a time
- Memorize the phone book
- Play your records backwards
- Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up
- Go to the airport and meet people
- Bite the heads off Gummi Bears and take them back to the supermarket
- Start new rumors
- Hold your breath till you pass out
- Rub your eyes till you see stars
- Fry ants with a magnfying glass
- Set every clock in a building foreward
- Walk up to a salesperson and ask "May I help you?"
- Go Christmas Caroling by yourself
- Post 24 things to do instead of studying which your sister wrote for a
local paper