Five Rules to Remember

  1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
  2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a--hole's name.
  3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
  4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
  5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Submitted By: jvp
Jan 25, 2012 15:30

This joke is rated: PG