A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God USA,
decided to send it to the President. The President was so
touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the
little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear
to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a
thank you note to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as
usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.