Sex Through The Years

There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the one exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do something about. He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying, "There is really no justice in the world."

The other little old lady said, "what do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady said "look at that:

When I was 20...I was curious about it
When I was 30...I enjoyed it
When I was 40...I asked for it
When I was 50...I paid for it
When I was 60...I prayed for it
When I was 70...I forgot about it
And now that I am 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: R