Newspaper Headlines
  • GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT
    The Tallahassee Bugle
  • MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS
    The Anchorage Alaska Times
  • GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"]
    The New Haven Connecticut Register
  • THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON
    The Arkansas Plainsman
  • CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS
    Bangor Maine News
  • STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION
    The Washington Times
  • CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL
    The Bosnia Bugle
  • LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW
    Newsday
  • ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
    San Antonio Rose
  • PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE
    Chicago Daily News
  • TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS
    The Miami Herald
  • MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING
    The New Haven Connecticut Register

Submitted By: April DeMenzes
Oct 22, 1997 21:40

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Reality list