A maintenance worker returned home early from work with a headache. Walking into his bedroom, he found his wife lying on the bed, panting and perspiring.
"Honey," the woman gasped, "I think I'm having a heart attack."
While rushing to call the doctor, the worried husband nearly stumbled over his sobbing four-year-old, who told him that a naked man was upstairs in the closet. He ran back upstairs, pulled open the closet, and jerked his best friend out.

"Damn it, Mike," the husband shouted. "Mary's having a heart attack and here you are, scaring the hell out of the kids."