How To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses."

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Submitted By: Eva
Apr 23, 2011 21:18

This joke is rated: G