Improved Husband
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Two friends who haven't seen each other since one of them got married got together for a beer.

"So how's the married life treating you?" asked one. "Are you enjoying being married?"

"Nah, just thinking about a divorce actually," came the reply.

"Why do you say so?" inquired the first.

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked the first one.

In response, the other married one smirked, "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."


Submitted By: Mike B
Apr 27, 2017 09:22

This joke is rated: G