Kids And God

The following are children's answers to Sunday School questions in a Church of England, as they were reprinted by St. Paul's (Episcopal) Church in Seattle, Washington

  • Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
  • Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsey that he made him a cardigan.
  • The fifth commandment is: Humor thy father and mother.
  • Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire at night.
  • When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
  • Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrod's (a London department store).
  • Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
  • Christians can have only one wife. This is called monotony.
  • The Pope lives in a vacuum.
  • Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
  • Today, wild beasts are confined to the Theological Gardens.
  • The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the seasick.
  • Iran is the Bible of the Muslims.
  • A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
  • Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges.
  • The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.
  • The First Commandment: Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
  • It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.

Submitted By: Anonymous

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