| Artery | study of paintings |
| Bacteria | the back door of a cafeteria |
| Barium | what doctors do when the patient dies |
| Bowel | a letter like a,e,i,o,or u |
| Cesarean Section | a neighborhood in Rome |
| Cat Scan | looking for Chelsea's cat |
| Cauterize | made eye contact |
| Colic | a sheep dog |
| D&C | where Washington is |
| Dilate | to live long |
| Enema | not a friend |
| Fester | quicker |
| Genital | not a jew |
| G.I. Series | military ball game |
| Hangnail | coat hook |
| Impotent | distinguished, well known |
| Labor Pain | getting hurt at work |
| Mammogram | a telegram to your Mama |
| Medical Staff | a doctor's cane |
| Morbid | a higher offer |
| Nitrates | cheaper then day rates |
| Node | was aware |
| Outpatient | a person who fainted |
| Papsmear | a fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | a cousi to Elvis |
| Postoperative | a letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | place to do upolstery |
| Rectum | dang near killed'em |
| Seisure | Roman Emperor |
| Sonogram | telegram to your son |
| Tablet | small table |
| Terminal Illness | airport sickness |
| Tumor | more then one |
| Ultrasound | a loud noise |
| Urine | opposite of "your out" |
| Varicose | near |
| Vein | conceited |
| Weak | seven days |
Submitted By: Anonymous