People In The Men's Room

EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
SOCIABLE Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not
CROSS-EYED Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed
TIMID Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later
INDIFFERENT If all urinals being used, pisses in sink
CLEVER No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor
WORRIED Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection
FRIVOLOUS Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug
ABSENT MINDEDOpens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants
CHILDISH Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble
TOUGH Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it
PATIENT Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand
EFFICIENT Waits until he has to crap, then does both
DRUNK Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants
DISGRUNTED Stands for a while, gives up, walks away
CONCEITED Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat
DESPERATE Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants
SNEAK Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Bathroom list