| EXCITABLE | Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts |
|---|---|
| SOCIABLE | Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not |
| CROSS-EYED | Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed |
| TIMID | Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later |
| INDIFFERENT | If all urinals being used, pisses in sink |
| CLEVER | No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor |
| WORRIED | Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection |
| FRIVOLOUS | Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug |
| ABSENT MINDED | Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants |
| CHILDISH | Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble |
| TOUGH | Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it |
| PATIENT | Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand |
| EFFICIENT | Waits until he has to crap, then does both |
| DRUNK | Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants |
| DISGRUNTED | Stands for a while, gives up, walks away |
| CONCEITED | Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat |
| DESPERATE | Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants |
| SNEAK | Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed |
Submitted By: Anonymous